Cheats Essays

  • Buddhist Elements in the Film - "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring"
  • Ethics and Morality: Right and Wrong
  • The Married Life
  • Use of Mobile Phones By Students
  • What is Strain Theory?
  • The Villian Iago in Shakespeare´s Othello
  • The Use of Steroids is Banned in Professional and Organized Sports
  • Why I Love the Dentistry Profession
  • Education and Social Welfare: Personal Reflections
  • The Stranger by Albert Camus
  • Othello's Tragic Flaws
  • Doping is a Fool’s Game
  • Should Teammates of P.E.D. Users Have Any Right to Their Medals?
  • Plagiarism: A Pestilence in Education
  • Reflective Journal on Field Study I
  • Racism in Othello by William Shakespeare
  • Scandal of Chicago White Sox and Cincinnati Reds
  • The Real Problem of Plagiarism
  • College Stress
  • Fraud Envelops Irregularities and Unlawful Acts
  • Does Involement in Sports Begt Better Character Development?
  • Plagiarism in Online Education
  • Steroids and Sports
  • should students be allowed to use cell phones in school
  • Movie Piracy
  • Performance Enhancing Drugs in Sports
  • Lotteries Cheat and Corrupt people
  • High Noon at Alpha Mill
  • No Apologies for The Wife of Bath
  • Reasons for the Downfall of the Manchu Government in 1911
  • Freakonomics by by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dunbar
  • Workplace Ethical Dilemma Paper
  • The Problem of Internet Plagiarism
  • Don't Blame Lago in Shakespeare's Play, Othello
  • A River Runs Through It
  • Serial Podcast Evaluation Essay
  • Hysteria, Evil and Hope Depicted in The Crucible
  • The Pros and Cons of Fighting in a Relationship
  • Steroids in Baseball
  • Analysis of Academic Dishonesty
  • Phl 323 Week 3 Ethical Issues Walmart Paper
  • Aesop of Aesop's Fables
  • TJ in Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry by Mildred Taylor
  • Infidelity, a Negative Activity in Facebook
  • Sylvia Plath: A Novelist and her Brief Life
  • Fitzgerald's Great Deception: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Sonnet 138, by William Shakespeare
  • The Culture of Testing
  • compare and contrast daisy and myrtle
  • Changing American Ethics in Shattered Glass and A Whole Lot of Cheatin’ Going on by Mark Clayton
  • Tyler Perry Films
  • Bayview University
  • Use of Performance Enhancing Substances by Athletes is Wrong
  • Plagiarism - A Severe Threat to the Society
  • Online Gaming and Fraud in Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG)
  • Online School vs. Traditional School
  • Academic Honesty: Meaning and Achievement
  • Plagiarism in the 21st Century
  • Shakespeare's Play, Othello, is More than a Tragedy
  • A Rhetorical Analysis of “The Death of Honesty” by William Damon
  • Canterbury Tales Morality Paper
  • Infidelity
  • Athletes and Steroid Use
  • Man and Nature in Stephen Crane's The Blue Hotel and The Open Boat
  • Great Gatsby
  • Solving Ethical Dilemmas
  • Taking a Look at Stress
  • We Must Work to Stop Plagiarism
  • Gambling and its Effects
  • Does the Honor System Work
  • Stephen Crane the Naturalist
  • Students Hacked Corona Del Mar High School to Change Their Grades
  • Love and Tradition in Tradition In The Age of Innocence
  • How Is a Good Life Defined, and What Is My Plan to Achieve It?
  • Deception in Shakespeare's Othello
  • Essay About Myself
  • Famous Baseball Players: Alex Rodriguez
  • Effects of Advertising on Positive and Negative
  • Cross Cultural Analysis of Slumdog Millionaire
  • Television and Media - Daytime Talk TV is Immoral
  • The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
  • Established Wealth in The Great Gatsby
  • Deception in Shakespeare's Othello
  • Responsibility and Accountability in the Educational System
  • Academic Dishonesty
  • Understanding Police Use of Force, Interrogations, Deceit and Trickery

Okay, so with Christmas looming you've got a lot of assignments coming up right? And you really don't want to do them? Us neither, so come join us down here in the moral low ground with our easy-to-use cheating guide.

1. Plagiarise properly

The old copy and paste method alone simply won't do. You need to follow up with a thesaurus and change a few words to avoid detection. If you're copying from some PHD professor's article and there's phrases like 'the anomalist duplicity of Milton's prose', you may want to dumb it down so they don't smell a rat.

2. Manipulate the word count

Ever had to do a 2000 word essay and hit a brick wall at 1000? There are a few simple things you can do to help build it up some more. Change 'Shakespeare' to 'William Shakespeare', U.S.A should become the United States of America. When you're finished you need to write a conclusion, so just repeat exactly what you've been saying and pray you hit the 2000 word mark. Chances are you've been given a really long and boring question so pasting it at the beginning should eat up another 50 words. To your lecturer, the bibliography doesn't count, to you it does!

3. Send the wrong file to your lecturer

If you're stuck for time, send it in a file your teacher won't be able to open. If you have to e-mail your assignment, you can corrupt a Word document by opening it up in notepad, delete a few lines, and re-save it as an unreadable file. This trick all depends on how tech savvy your lecturer is, and their overall soundness.

4. Pretend you read books

Forget libraries. If you're doing an essay on something like 'relationships in Pride and Prejudice', type that exact phrase into Google Books. Pick the first scholarly book you find and lift a quote from it that has something remotely to do with what you want to say and boom! You've read a book! For referencing, the ISBN number is on the front page so scroll up and type it into Harvard Referencing Generator (http://www.harvardgenerator.com/ )and double-boom! Not only have you read a book, but you've fully referenced it too!

5. Lick up to your lecturers

Find your lecturers weak spots. Chances are he/she calls themself a doctor despite having as much credentials as Dr Dre, so you need to massage their ego even more. Refer to their own texts and essays they've written, and show how you've geniously came up with the same perspective as they did.

All these methods should help you scrape through the first semester. If you get caught, take the Lance Armstrong route and plead complete and utter ignorance for as long as you can.

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